Kia hora te manno
Kia whakapapa paumamu te moana
Kia tere te Karohirohi

May the calm be widespread
May the sea glisten like the greenstone
And may the glimmer of summer dance across your pathways

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Chuckle for the day

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,

'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.


So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.


Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'

7 comments:

Darla said...

LOL!!!

Becca's Dirt said...

Got my laugh for the day. Thanks.

lifeshighway said...

Hilarious

Kim and Victoria said...

Good one!

Grace said...

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh, KeeWee.

Aerie-el said...

Ah-ha-ha-ha...good one.

NotSoAngryRedHead said...

I'm groaning and laughing!